MICHAEL'S SOAPBOX

simoneriel:

kidlea:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:


golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

i still don’t understand this…
holy shit yes.

I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun

simoneriel:

kidlea:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

i still don’t understand this…

holy shit yes.

I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun

(Source: mostlikelyloveyou, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

xheroofthedayx:

Harrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]

OH MY GOD

(Source: inaromanticalway, via will0hwisp)

samiaminfinite:

30 yr. Today since the group had detention!

samiaminfinite:

30 yr. Today since the group had detention!

(via doelita)

anyad99:

ninemoons42:

badwolf-bitches:

Nine and Moriarty dressed as John Lennon and Paul McCartney, everybody go home.

wat
WAT


WHAT

anyad99:

ninemoons42:

badwolf-bitches:

Nine and Moriarty dressed as John Lennon and Paul McCartney, everybody go home.

wat

WAT

WHAT

(via im-deadpool-god-dammit)

yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

coconuttygrey:

naamahdarling:

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News
Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT
“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.

^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.

coconuttygrey:

naamahdarling:

territorialcreep:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

image

—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

IN RELATED NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN THAT THE EARTH REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN.

NOW OVER TO JIM WITH THE SPORTS REPORT

“WELL BOB IT APPEARS BASKETBALL IS INDEED PLAYED WITH A BASKET. AND A BALL.”

TODAY, UNDER A FUCKING ROCK UNIVERSITY’S DEPARTMENT OF REALLY OBVIOUS SHIT PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE ENTITLED “THAT’S HOW IT FUCKING WORKS, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS” IN THE JOURNAL OF THINGS I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU FOR GODDAMN FREE. AMERICAN POPULACE AWAITS A LAYMAN’S INTERPRETATION.

^ The snark and rage is strong with this one.

(via will0hwisp)

hums-happily:

swarley-daggers:

howimetneilpatrickharris:

swarkleshimymnphanddb:

Neil Patrick Harris, Vanity Fair Magazine, May 2014

holy shit

HOLY FREAKING CRAPMY HEART IS LITERALLY RACINGWHAT EVEN

Heh. Guys….. He has a snake in his pants…*snigger*

hums-happily:

swarley-daggers:

howimetneilpatrickharris:

swarkleshimymnphanddb:

Neil Patrick Harris, Vanity Fair Magazine, May 2014

holy shit

HOLY FREAKING CRAP
MY HEART IS LITERALLY RACING
WHAT EVEN

Heh. Guys….. He has a snake in his pants…
*snigger*

(via doelita)

smartgirlsattheparty:

unatheblade:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Mind. Blown.

This woman is amazing. 

(via cutevictim)